In case you hadn’t noticed, the cabins on the cruise ship are not only rather cramped but the walls are very thin without much insulation so it’s kinda like being in the room next to another. Due to this type of construction, noises and odors seem to circulate. Therefore, tone down the arguments; try to keep the sex at a more reasonable level; don’t smoke (tobacco and other medicinal products) or light candles or incense; use heavy perfume; and, especially for Roger, avoid the emission of noxious odors.
Don’t iron clothes in the cabin (there are irons in the various laundry rooms) and don’t use a hotplate (why on earth one would have a hotplate is beyond comprehension). Also, for some reason you can only use a hair dryer at the desk.....not in the bath room as one would expect.
Although you might feel you are alone in your cabin.....one never knows. You’ll be in for a major surprise if you’re running around naked with the curtain open and a crew member is outside cleaning the balcony glass or doing some painting or other maintenance chores. Speaking of balcony’s, don’t leave the balcony door open and don’t hang items out to dry on the balcony. Of course there are those of us that actually do enjoy flashing..........so have at it if that’s your thing!!
Don’t leave items on the floor and/or make a mess. You’re in unfamiliar surroundings so you may trip over items at night when you get the calling at bed time.
And it goes without saying, don’t steal the towels and bathrobes!! And don’t leave items in the safe when you leave......duh!
Other than the above, enjoy yourself and have a good time. And if you want to ignore the tip about loud sex...........go for it!! We only live once.
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